GOD's Daily Part#1

One day, Raqib and Atid was summoned.
God: How's work?
Raqib & Atid: Errr..we need handycam. Writing is exhausting.

One day, Munkar & Nakir was summoned.
God: How's work?
Munkar & Nakir: Those dead are getting smarter. They bring the answers in tiny paper.

One day, Gabriel was summoned.
God: How's work?
Gabriel: I've got Muhammad and Jesus pin. So i can send broadcast message. But Moses still use Nokia.

One day, Mikail was summoned.
God: How's work?
Mikail: I was running out of water. So for the US rain, i poured coke. And for Russia, i poured vodka.

One day, Izrail was summoned.
God: How's work?
Izrail: I hate Americans. They're making fun of me. Have you seen Scream? or..Scary Movie?

One day, Malik was summoned.
God: How's Hell?
Malik: The temperature is increasing. I'm gonna need to call that air condition guy.

One day, Ridwan was summoned.
God: How's heaven?
Ridwan: Some prophets are trying to play Amazing Race there.

Jibril, Izrail and Malik was summoned.
God: Iraq was detroyed. What cause it?
Jibril: I'll PING, Bush.
Izrail: I'll check Bush's timeline
Malik: I'll wait him in hell

God: I heard bin Laden is dead. Is it true?
Izrail: I haven't took him yet
Malik: I don't see him in hell
God: I knew Obama was lying.

One day, Malik was summoned.
God: Hell was noisy. What happened?
Malik: Apparently Bush & Saddam was in the same dorm.

One day, Jibril was summoned.
God: I'm giving you new tasks. Pouring rain, and taking lives.
Jibril: Why? I'm a messenger.
God: No new prophet.

God: Sama-el you did not obey me. Get down there.
Adam & Eve: Xixixi. Look at Sama-el face
Samael: Errr..drama.

God: Gabriel, tell Noah I'm gonna throw a big flood. He must make an ark
Gabriel: How can he?
God: Tell him to call those eSeMKa guys, get some help

One day, Izrail was summoned.
God: Kim Jong Il was dead. You know why?
Izrail: Yes. Lee Myung Bak sent me a request letter. So I approved.

God summoned Israfil.
God: Any issue on work?
Israfil: I lost my trumpet
God: Just download iGarage app, you'll find saxophone there.

God: Are you ready?
Raphael: For what?
God: Ur task. The Trumpet. The Judgement day
Raphael: Owh that must be Angel Raphael. I am artists Raphael.

Conversation in heaven.
Jesus: I just reach 200 millions followers, but needs more. Can you both #FF me?
Muhammad: Sure
Moses: Try to make a kultwit, bro.

Gabriel sent an report email to God.
Then got an auto-reply "I'm taking my personal leave. I don't have a substitute, cause that would break the faith"

One angel was sit sadly in a corner.
He cannot join the BB group of "GOD and ANGELS". It was already filled 30 members. #YUNOuseWhatsapp

God: I have plan to cast a new prophet. It is Marzuki Ali.
Gabriel: I propose not.
God: Reason?
Gabriel: He never listens.

God: I have plan to cast a new prophet. It is SBY.
Gabriel: I propose not.
God: Why?
Gabriel: He's a singer.

Maryam: God, i'm trapped in desert, lost and hunger. Please, I beg for food
God: Mikail come here, give her a phone
Mikail: Why phone?
God: So she can order pizza